The Long-Awaited Blind Item Guessing Game: Your Guesses, Revealed!

Here are your answers for Ted Casablanca's "One Butcher Blind Vice" from this week's column.
Ted sez: "There's a good-looking, good-bodied boy in town. Knows his way round the big screen's more breakneck brouhaha scenes. Less so how to bed a babe of the opposite sex, but that's just my opinion. (Some agree with me; some don't, per usual.) Let's call our man o' the questionable hour Bulletproof Poof, 'kay by you gossipy gunners? Thought so. So, B.P. came out recently with a bigger-than-big tumult of a pic. Ac-shun fer days, dazzling shots of the moneyed variety, all the hot 'n' hyped hullabaloo. The distributing studio, as they are wont to do with super-duper talent, sent over a trailer for review. It was full of real shoot-'em-up stuff. Everyone expected Bullet's talent team to be blown away. It wasn't. The single comment from the talent peeps to the studio peeps? "Put in more scenes of [Bullet] kissing girls."
You said: Your guesses after the jump.
You said: Vin Diesel, who's starring in The Chronicles of Riddick because "Ted mentioned him earlier in the column," which is a "hint." A reader also said Diesel supposedly has some sort of contract rider that forbids him from doing "gay-seeming" things like "riding a bicycle." Hmm. From another reader: "Rumored to be FOD? Check. New steaming pile of crap action movie? Check. In need of any press to promote said pile of crap? Check."
You said, in almost equal numbers: Hugh Jackman, who's not kissing a girl in the noisy Van Helsing trailers and has the really gay-seeming habit of doing Broadway musicals. You were much less quotable on the subject of Hugh, but one readers did offer that "Hugh is so terribly straight." We assume they meant "very straight" and not "terrible at being straight."
You also said: Brad Pitt, because his initials are shared with "Bullet Poof" in the item. Is the skirt he wears in Troy that gay?
You also said: Sean William Scott, because he was in Bulletproof Monk. We hardly think he qualifies as an action star, despite The Rundown and Dude, Where's My Car?, or that Ted would be that transparent in naming the actor in the item Bullet Poof. But he did make out with men in two different movies, as a reader pointed out.
Also receiving scattered votes: Tobey Maguire, Viggo Mortenson, Matt Damon, Keanu Reeves.
Thanks to everyone for sending in your guesses, no matter how misguided. At least now half of the male actors in Hollywood are implicated.