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The number one rule of blogging is "Learn to subsist on a cat food and Saltine diet." The number two rule is "Give the people what they want." And the people in Defamerville have been clamoring to guess some blind items from other gossip rags. So, to satiate your need to take entertaining stabs about gossip too juicy and legally risky to carry celebrity names, here's E!'s humpy gossiper Ted Casablanca's blind item from this week's column, "One Butcher Blind Vice":

Ted sez: "There's a good-looking, good-bodied boy in town. Knows his way round the big screen's more breakneck brouhaha scenes. Less so how to bed a babe of the opposite sex, but that's just my opinion. (Some agree with me; some don't, per usual.) Let's call our man o' the questionable hour Bulletproof Poof, 'kay by you gossipy gunners? Thought so. So, B.P. came out recently with a bigger-than-big tumult of a pic. Ac-shun fer days, dazzling shots of the moneyed variety, all the hot 'n' hyped hullabaloo. The distributing studio, as they are wont to do with super-duper talent, sent over a trailer for review. It was full of real shoot-'em-up stuff. Everyone expected Bullet's talent team to be blown away. It wasn't. The single comment from the talent peeps to the studio peeps? "Put in more scenes of [Bullet] kissing girls."

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