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Apparently, people are so stupid that they'll believe anything just because it's on a website. [Ed.note—To wit, sending Defamer 20 dollar bills will make your dick/breasts bigger, one inch or cup size per bill.] Despite this press release, issued by a site called PRWeb that will distribute ANY press release, and this blog, Andy Kaufman is still dead. The rumors of his return have gotten enough traction that Internet rumor debunking supersite Snopes has been compelled to declare the Kaufman talk false. Although the more we think about it, the more we want to believe that if Kaufman came back, he'd be a blogger. We really are the busboys of the new millennium.