Every so often someone writes a trend story about movie star pay that is utterly wrong because the reporter has no idea how Hollywood deals are done. So let's do a brief refresher course.

The red band trailer for Sacha Baron Cohen's new sorta documentary Bruno, about a too gay Austrian fashion reporter, has finally been released. And it looks pretty good!

[Anne Hathaway giving a very important speech on Rodeo Drive today; image via Splash]

Oh April Fools' Idol! You had no fooling. It was a traditionally brusque and quick and not-at-all-time-wastey affair, straight and to the point. Ha ha! April Fools! It was long and boring and stupid.

So that was it! What's passed is past and we won't get anymore. The Real World: Brooklyn has come to an end, with bags and suitcases and genitals packed up and away.

Like a delicious dirty martini, history can be dry and salty. Boo. Who wants that? Nobody! The only difference between history and now is that history happened a long time ago.

On Tuesday we asked you to guess the next Real World city. The 18% of you who guessed Washington D.C. might be on to something! If this job posting from producer Bunim/Murray is any indication.

Tarantino goes to France (again), Wolverines are unleashed upon the world, Edward Furlong returns!, and Jeanne Tripplehorn get the lead in a movie, finally.

[You know who that is? It's known German lady Heidi Klum doing a photoshoot for dastardly German "Vogue" on Rodeo Drive; image via INF]

Today we have a starlet who's being cheated on, something that I'm pretty sure is about Jen A., and a reality star who tried to shmooze with the glitterati just a bit too much.

NBC Universal has released a statement declaring an end to the bloody Project Runway Wars. The statement, sent by NBC, claims Harvey Weinstein has congratulated Jeff Zucker. So, it could be an April Fools' prank:

James Franco is a busy fellow. He's sleeping his way through grad classes and filming more stoner movies. Is he perhaps too busy, too overstretched? Some recent news about the honey-dipped actor would suggest so.

It was Top iTunes Downloads night on Idol! That means modern, hip, fresh songs, right? Songs like "Play that Funk Music White Boy" and "Surrender". Wait, what? Where's the Leona Lewis?

Movie deals for funny men, a TV deal for a funny woman, AMC branches out, SAG and AFTRA become friends again, and The Simpsons make the mail.

[Jennifer Aniston, lonely and miserable as ever, filming her movie 'The Baster' in New York; image via Splash]

Today we have a cheating Oscar winner, a short TV actor, another cheating award winner, a self-conscious actress, and a reality star with a (gasp!) sordid past.

[Jimmy Fallon interviews Will Forte for a segment of his not-so-funny show; image via WENN]

As mentioned earlier, MTV has ordered four more seasons of The Real World. But, really, what cities are there left to send the seven gurgling strangers? Where should they go next? Let's do a poll:

Another episode of Gossip Girl happened last night. There was, for the first time ever on the show, a party. It didn't go so well. People made out in the snow, and then someone died.

Your favorite football series returns, Drew Barrymore's dating Justin Long again, NYC film gets a tax break, plus movies about babysitters and killer crazy girls.