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Our mediawhore sister Gawker already covered what this photo probably says about the darker side of Drudge's appetites (funny, we always had him pegged for a guy who'd prefer a full-frontal sword shot of Oscar), but we'll assume for a moment that there are many people out there who plan to celebrate Hollywood's Biggest Weekend by spray-painting their favorite rent-boy gold, encasing him in plastic, and having their way with him in front of an American flag. MyBDSM offers a helpful tip for keeping your kinky suffocation play from turning tragic:

Bags/Plastic wrap The main things to keep in mind are all pretty obvious. Remove the bag or plastic if the person faints. I would recommend that the material be held in place by hand. If you opt for another way of holding it in place try to avoid any pressure to the larynx.

Be safe! Even if you suffer a tough loss in your category, don't compound the problem by having to roll up a gilded body in a red carpet and dump it off a canyon road.